{"product_id":"merry-unstable","title":"Merry + Unstable","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003ePRE-ORDER ETA MID OCTOBER \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor When Your Christmas Spirit Is Strong… But Your Patience Is Questionable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e’Tis the season to be merry, bright… and maybe just a \u003cem\u003etiny bit\u003c\/em\u003e overwhelmed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the “Merry + Mildly Unstable” Christmas ceramic coffee mug: created for everyone who loves the magic of Christmas but is also one tangled strand of lights away from completely losing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehind every beautifully decorated Christmas tree is someone who:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eforgot where they hid half the gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebought “just one more decoration” twelve decorations ago\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003evolunteered to bake cookies and immediately regretted it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehas Amazon boxes arriving daily and claims “they’re not all mine”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003econsiders coffee an emotional support beverage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re festive. You’re fabulous. You’re just operating at about 97% holiday chaos. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas coffee mug brings the perfect combination of cozy holiday cheer and sarcastic honesty. Whether you’re sipping coffee before the kids wake up, drinking peppermint mocha while wrapping presents at midnight, enjoying hot chocolate during Christmas movie night, or simply staring into the distance wondering what day it is between Christmas and New Year’s… this mug understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the most wonderful time of the year is also the most “what did I walk into this room for?” time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eStay merry. Stay caffeinated. Stay only mildly unstable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14oz \u003cspan\u003e|\u003c\/span\u003e 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3\" (bottom diameter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic Campfire Style Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed Ceramic Mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on both sides of mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMinor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse Caution When Removing From Microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes the perfect Christmas gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eMoms running the holiday magic department, Best friends who are beautifully chaotic\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Sisters who tell it like it is\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Coworkers surviving December deadlines\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Teachers counting down to winter break\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Coffee lovers\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Christmas lovers with a sarcastic side\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e, Anyone whose holiday spirit depends on caffeine, Secret Santa Gifts, White Elephant exchanges with the girls, Holiday hostess gifts, Christmas gift baskets, and so much more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for styling on your:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eChristmas coffee bar, Holiday kitchen counter, Hot cocoa station, Winter Mug collection display, Office Desk, any Farmhouse Christmas display. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53764438425918,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0769\/0249\/8622\/files\/unstablemain_1.jpg?v=1781642597","url":"https:\/\/crazy-heiferboutique.com\/products\/merry-unstable","provider":"Crazy-heifer Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}