⚠️ Official Morning Disclaimer Ahead!

Introducing the 14.5oz ceramic mug that's basically your "Do Not Disturb" sign until caffeination! Because everyone needs to know that your patience is like your coffee - currently brewing and not yet available for public consumption.

Features for the Not-Yet-Caffeinated

• Double-sided design (warning visible from all angles)
• Microwave safe (for when patience needs a refill)
• Dishwasher safe (because who has the patience to hand wash?)
• 14.5oz capacity (enough coffee to activate patience mode)
• Durable ceramic construction (survives pre-coffee handling)

Perfect for

• Morning meetings (that could've been emails)
• Early school drop-offs
• Before-coffee conversations
• Patience loading... please wait

Warning: Does not actually generate patience, but effectively communicates your current operating status!

Pairs perfectly with your morning death stare and that "don't talk to me yet" energy!

Details Wrapped Up:

• 14.5oz  | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
• Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
• White Sesame Glaze
• Design on both sides of mug
• Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
• Designed in the USA
• Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)
• Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning